The People You See on the Sideline – The Field Guide Continues…
“The Sideline – Where folks cluster to eat, drink and be merry”
“The sideline encompasses dance hall territory where folks congregate to eat, drink and visit. Although this turf includes dancers sitting out between dances, it also has its own special array of wildlife.
Many of these sideliners are evolving through the pre-dance phase of their development. They are watching the dancers, observing the dress, learning the protocol and acclimating to the environment. After a few visits and a period of observation, sideliners usually join the dance lessons.
Species you might find lurking on the sideline include:
- Cowboys – Choose to work on the look before moving to the dance, and got it right… have ready ripostes to avoid dancing should they actually get asked.
- Furballs – Conceal bald spot under an expensive hat; favor beards; wear flimsy, unbuttoned shirts; prefer shirt ripped off so their hair shoulders can be admired; ladies say they feel like warm loofahs.
- Groupies – Adore band members, or occasionally regular dancers, with obsessive intensity; rarely dance themselves; sit perfectly still staring at the band or dancers; nurse drinks.
- Lounge Lizards – Sport white shoes, assisted hair, polyester shirts and enough neck chains to compose a Mr. “T” starter kit; close personal friends with bartenders; surrounded by an alcoholic haze and cigarette smoke.
- Greenhorns- Read about dancing in the newspaper; sit alone looking dazed; suffering from a recent broken relationship… if you give them an advertising flyer about upcoming lessons, they will attend and never forget you.
- Stool Hounds – Get carded (asked for ID to prove they are of drinking age) by doorman; drink beer; wear baseball caps, T-shirts and tennis shoes; sit in groups, but very little conversation; learning the ropes of sociability; served free coffee by the end of the evening.
- Suits – In from out of town; on expense accounts; stay at airport hotels; arrive at the dance hall by taxi; remove coat and tie to look more country; may roll up shirtsleeves so French cuffs aren’t so apparent; hoping to get lucky; won’t.”
Excerpt from “Paul McClure’s Country Dance Etiquette” by Paul McClure
Why are the people on the sideline so important?
Because silly, we all used to be one.
These are the people on the edge.
They are the ”dying to dance, but hoping nobody will ask me,” people.
Perhaps they want to dance, but they don’t know how.
Maybe they are beginner dancers that just need a little confidence boost. Sometimes it takes all their courage to get in the door and there is little courage left for the dance floor.
We have all been there. The difference between the Sideliners and Regular Dancers are the amount of miles collected in trips around the dance floor.
We all have to get started dancing somewhere… why not here?
Though it is hard for some beginner dancers to believe, nobody has been dancing since birth. Not a single dancer got their start in the womb. I’ll let you know if that happens, but for now… my baby has yet to “Boom A Boom” correctly in my belly.
Many great social swing and ballroom dancers did not start dancing until they are adults. Not long ago, they were Sideliners too. But they found a way to learn how to dance, stuck with it and in time became the life of the party.
One way to help you get off the sideline and on to the dance floor is to learn at home with a “Learn how to dance” DVD. With ZeDiamond Dance Method – Learn the East Coast Swing DVD’s, you could be up and dancing in less than 90 minutes. Once you master the basics of rhythm, connection and a few simple dance moves in East Coast Swing, you will be out on that dance floor enjoying yourself, the music and your partner. After that, their is no turning back. You will have transformed from a Sideliner to a Regular Dancer and soon will be the envy of other Sideliners.
See you out on the dance floor,
